245 with RYAN REISS
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
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🗓️ 1 March 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
GANG RAPE CHARGES AGAINST 5 TEEN BOYS, DROPPED BY THE BROOKLYN DA - IN PART BECAUSE THE ACCUSER WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DAD MOMENTS BEFORE THE TEENS WALKED UP.
A MANHATTAN ATTORNEY BATTLES RAPE AND ASSAULT CHARGES - BY SAYING HE’S IMPOTENT, DIDN’T TAKE HIS BLUE PILL PLUS THE LADY IN QUESTION WEIGHS OVER 200 LBS AND HIS BED COULDN’T HAVE SUPPORTED THEM BOTH (OBJECTION SUSTAINED)
DRAMATIC QUEENS CASE - ANOTHER TODDLER SCALDER - THIS TIME A BABYSITTER BURNS THE HANDS OF A KID WHO WOULDN’T WASH THE SYRUP OFF HIS GRUBBY FINGERS AND THE KID MAY NEED SURGERY.
with STAND UP COMEDIAN, WARM-UP FOR SETH MEYERS - RYAN REISS.
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| 0:00.0 | You'll never smell anything. |
| 0:01.2 | I think if you can't smell it, then it's okay. |
| 0:03.5 | You should know this. |
| 0:04.2 | If you show up wearing a tie, no one cares if you smell like vodka. |
| 0:08.0 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:12.9 | All charges against five Brooklyn teenagers have been dropped in the gang rape. |
| 0:18.0 | Lovemaking session now of an 18-year-old woman on a Brownville playground earlier |
| 0:23.1 | this year, Brownville, 1718. |
| 0:26.8 | The Brooklyn District Attorney says the accuser won't cooperate and that her allegations |
| 0:31.4 | are demonstrably false and that before the suspects came on the scene, she was in fact having sex with her dad. |
| 0:40.3 | Oh, God. |
| 0:41.4 | Apparently, once you willingly fuck your dad, |
| 0:43.6 | it affects your credibility. |
| 0:45.5 | Like in a negative way, it doesn't enhance it. |
| 0:48.4 | Was it, it was consensual with the dad? |
| 0:50.7 | Yeah, well, yes, as much as it can be. |
| 0:53.7 | She's a bad father fucker. |
| 0:56.7 | Brooklyn DA Kent Thompson said in a statement. |
| 0:59.0 | That night, this young woman's father and the five young men engaged in conduct that was reprehensible and wrong. |
| 1:05.4 | But because of the lack of reliable evidence, criminal charges simply can't be sustained. |
| 1:10.7 | Reprehensible seems kind of judgy. But, I mean't be sustained. Reprehensible. |
| 1:11.4 | Seems kind of judgy. |
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