Hey, what's up everybody?

It's your boy, Corey Ryan Forster.

As you know, go to wellreadcomedy.com,

w-e-l-l-r-e-d, comedy.com, which is where you can get tickets

to come see us on the road.

And also, it'd be super cool if you would sign up

for the newsletter there so that you will know

where we're going to be.

I say this every time, but I'm serious.

You'll know where we're going to be

before even my dumbass knows where we're going to be.

Sincerely, like, as somebody told me

text me the other day, or not text me,

but tweeted me that we're just like,

oh, man, I saw where you were coming to Portland,

can't wait.

I literally didn't even know we were going to Portland,

but they did because they got our newsletter.

So, the newsletter, it's very, very important to do so

because we do run into this problem

where I don't know what the hell the algorithms

and such have going on, but like, we'll be,

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