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🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
0:13.0 | It's April 7th. |
0:15.0 | And the word of the day is Arsel, a 19th century term that means to go backwards. |
0:29.4 | Using a sentence, we elected an arsel whose economic policy is arsling the country back to the century when arsul was a word. |
0:32.6 | And your arsul feel it soon if it doesn't already. |
0:35.2 | Making an arsle of myself. |
0:37.0 | I'm no illusions. |
0:38.4 | I'm I'm I'm Heathen. I'm Eli Bosnick. |
0:39.3 | I'm Heathenright. |
0:41.7 | And broadcasting delay from America's Far Center. |
0:43.6 | We are the skeptocrats. |
0:45.0 | Oh, this week's episode. |
0:49.2 | The punishment for coming here gets almost as bad as the punishment for being here. |
0:52.9 | Even podcasters will be impressed with how long Cory Booker can vamp. And I asked ChatGPT how to fix the country, but I'm not allowed to say the answer. |
0:59.7 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
1:21.2 | Okay. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. |
1:24.7 | Gentlemen, March Madness Finals coming up. |
1:27.1 | I'm not really a sports guy. |
1:27.9 | I don't really care. |
1:30.6 | I got the ball in the circle. |
1:33.4 | But do you guys do any brackets this year? |
1:37.1 | Yeah, you know, I would feel better about my haven't watched a college basketball game since 1990s, as finishing eighth if Eli wasn't ninth. |
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