#245 North Korea Needs A Shave!

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

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4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Ari, Sam and Teeb discuss Conor sparring partners, MLB, NFL preseason, lotta fantasy football talk for the PDS league and Korea needing a shave?
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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you
0:27.1	travel with us. P and O'Ferees, there is another way.
0:30.0	Oh, he's cute, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:40.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection
0:45.9	Well, they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling find all the comfort you need in the quiet
0:55.6	lounge Piando ferries that is another way
0:58.7	for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
1:05.3	This is the mani bed!
1:08.6	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
1:11.9	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
1:15.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard,
1:17.0	brook, this brother, come on zip it!
1:21.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
1:22.0	You call that a penalty? Yeah. I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
1:22.5	You call that a penalty?
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