#245: Get to CEO school NOW

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

1- Biden without Obama?
2- First Power the Policy
3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man
4- Hire your own lawyer
5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal
6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist.
7- Move the campus? No move your ass.
8- W.W.A. Women Whipping Ass
9- "Jesus socks! Get your Jesus socks here!"

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. Welcome to episode 245 of my podcast, Who's paying attention? As always, I appreciate you guys paying attention. I am in Halifax. Halifax is in eastern Canada and it is cold.
0:34.3	Cold? Well, when I got here, it was cold and rainy.
0:38.2	Now it's just cold.
0:39.3	It's in the low 40s.
0:41.2	It's late April.
0:42.4	What's going on, Halifax?
0:44.1	Anyway, I'm here for a comedy festival.
0:46.7	It's a good week.
0:48.3	And, yeah, I'm going to be spending a weekend in Phoenix.
0:51.5	So that kind of balances it out, you know, from 45 degree weather to 90
0:55.7	degree weather in just a couple of days. Well, let's get to it. Joe Biden has made it official.
1:05.0	He is running for president. He is candidate number 20 in the Democratic reality show.
1:11.5	I mean primary.
1:13.2	No, I mean reality show.
1:16.0	We know Joe.
1:17.1	We know Joe's history.
1:18.3	Joe's run a couple of times.
1:21.0	They've already been pointing out.
1:24.2	Joe has a habit of hugging, touching shoulders, and so forth.
1:29.1	Somehow this is worse than grabbing them by the pussy.
1:32.1	I don't know.
1:32.9	I don't know.
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