Welcome to Creep's Cast.

My job is breaking into homes.

I found something I wish I hadn't.

Written by Sunhead Prime. I found something I wish I hadn't. Written by Sunhead Prime.

At the outset, I should tell you that I'm a thief. Not a classless, smash and grab a guy or a lowly pickpocket. Those require no planning or strategy beyond.

Move quickly and be ready to run.

I'm a fourth generation cat burglar and I'm very good at my job.

If everything goes right, you don't notice that I've been there for weeks, if ever.

I understand most people find this line of work deplorable, and I'm okay with that.

I could go on and on about how the system steals from us all the time, and how the rich

used their ill-gotten gains to subjugate us and give you the whole.

I'm really a Robin Hood-type figure, but I will spare you all that rationality. I'm a thief because I'm good at it and

was raised in a culture that values it. There are other reasons, but it's not worth getting into

them.

To be a cat burglar isn't just about breaking into a house and cleaning out a safe.

That's part of the job, sure, but like an iceberg, most of it remains hidden from view.

My father used to tell me,

being a thief is being prepared to be bored out of your mind.

He wasn't wrong.

About that anyway.

Wrong about a lot of other things.

But I digress.

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