245: 60 Is a Nintendo 30
The Nextlander Podcast
The Nextlander Podcast
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
It's a video game podcast! Featuring such video games as Pragmata, Vampire Crawlers, Last Flag, Mouse: P.I. For Hire, and Tomodachi Life: Living the dream! Also featuring video game news like a cheaper and maybe soon a la carte Game Pass, and a (sort of) new Neo Geo! Also also, featuring a lot of talk about Olive Garden for some reason!
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(00:00:10) Intro
(00:09:31) Pragmata | [Nintendo Switch 2, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S] | Apr 17, 2026
(00:09:49) [SPOILER WARNING] We try to avoid anything narrative, but we do talk about weapons and levels.
(00:37:46) First Break
(00:37:47) Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors | [Nintendo Switch, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S] | Apr 21, 2026
(00:45:50) Last Flag | [PC (Microsoft Windows)] | Apr 14, 2026
(00:50:37) Mouse: P.I. For Hire | [Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S] | Apr 16, 2026
(00:53:02) Slay the Spire | [PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, Linux] | Jan 23, 2019
(00:53:42) Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream | [Nintendo Switch] | Apr 16, 2026
(00:57:20) Second Break
(00:57:21) Choose Your Own Game Pass?
(01:13:33) Splatoon Raiders gets a release date
(01:25:24) The Neo NeoGeo?
(01:48:18) Iron Galaxy is reducing its size
(01:53:50) The summer of video games
(01:58:02) Emails
(02:09:46) Wrapping up and thanks
(02:14:43) Mysterious Benefactor Shoutouts
(02:16:34) See ya!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome back to another Nextlander podcast where the main course is the discourse. |
| 0:19.1 | You can't say things like that because then people think we're actually going to discourse |
| 0:23.1 | and they will turn this off immediately. |
| 0:25.2 | Wait, what is Brad Shoemaker? |
| 0:27.2 | What does the discourse mean to you? |
| 0:30.6 | What doesn't it mean to me? |
| 0:32.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:33.1 | Okay. |
| 0:34.3 | It means everything to you. |
| 0:35.9 | I know this is why the main course is the discourse. It means everything to you. And nothing. And nothing. Alex Navarro, what does the discourse mean to you? Not a whole lot. Okay, great. Generally speaking. Yeah. Yeah. I can't do it. I don't want to do it. There's so much of it. There's just, there's a new discourse. Every day. It's everything. It truly, truly is impossible to really keep up with everything. |
| 1:04.3 | Well, you should stop then. And instead, you should stay discourse and get us back on track to the podcast we are recording today. Wow. We're, okay. How about this? Sorry. Welcome to the next lander podcast where the main course is this course. Yeah. Which. I'm the appetizer, main and dessert all wrapped into one, baby. Oh, man, what about the soup? |
| 1:46.5 | That's true. You can have a soup. You can be the soup. Does the soup count as, do you choose soup as an appetizer? Is that one could? Is the soup salad course considered its own thing? Yeah, do you get soup or salad? I guess it depends if it's a three course or a five course meal, right? I think it depends where you're going, right? |
| 1:46.5 | If you're going, right? |
| 1:54.0 | If you're going to a fancy meal, then I think the soup is probably, like you said, Alex, along with the meal, along with the ride, right? |
| 1:54.3 | Right. |
| 1:58.2 | It's not like a mozzarella stick or something like that that's going to come as an appetizer. |
| 2:04.2 | Unless you're going to Olive Garden, in which case the soup salad breadstick can be the main if you want it to be. |
| 2:05.6 | Have done it before. |
| 2:07.3 | Brought to you by Olive Garden. |
| 2:10.6 | When you're at the next later podcast, your family. |
| 2:13.1 | Is Olive Garden good? |
| 2:14.9 | I don't know. |
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