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But that's just for dice to hold.

Yeah, he just holds onto him.

Oh!

And he holds onto him and then he swaps them out for a new one.

Was the unlit cigarette, like the original fidget spinner?

Well, most people don't do it because most people, when they have a cigarette in their hand, they want to light it.

But Dice has got the ability to just hold on to the cigarette. Do you remember when candy cigarettes were a toy for kids? Yeah, I had those. Oh, yeah. They were priming you. Totally, and they would poof. Like sugar would come out. No, I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, you'd go, and like powder sugar would come out. Really? Yeah. Am I right, Jamie? Am I making that up? I remember them just being, like, a candy that you suck on.

Or was that just the cocaine?

My parents put on it.

It was just a candy stick.

Nasty chalk stick.

Maybe there was a different one.

Maybe there's more than one kind of candy cigarette.

Couldn't you?

There was, like, gummy cigars, I remember, and then the candy cigarettes. That must have been them just trying to get you addicted to just like the motion of it or like

participate with your parents or something.

Yeah, it was just a way to sell candy, but probably also engineered by the tobacco companies.

That was back when they were lying about cigarettes being addictive too and causing cancer. They used to prescribe it to pregnant women, right? They used to prescribe it for kids with asthma. Yeah. You need to strengthen those lungs, that fella. And this is my favorite thing. Did they know? They already knew. Yeah, they already knew. They already know. Everybody had to know. You smoke cigarettes for a while. You start coughing up black shit. You feel terrible. According to the internet, this pack did have some sort of would blow smoke, according to this person on Facebook. Whoa. I didn't remember a play lighter or a lighter battery. So a battery. I don't know what that is. Smoke that but suck on this battery.

What the fuck? As kids, we would suck on actual batteries. We didn't want to go. Oh yeah, remember when you lick them? Dude, we would just try to like... Just the square one? Yeah, the nine volts. We'd be in school just like, lick it, like, lick it. Yeah, we would lick it just to get a jolt in your tongue.

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