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🗓️ 30 May 2022
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The field of cryptozoology is infested with patently peculiar creatures, but there are some anomalous animals that take this already strained standard to an entirely new level of weird… the Ultra-Cryptids! Today we’re going to add a few new names to the ever evolving list of this motley menagerie.
Research by Cole Herrold
The Derry Township Fog Humanoid
https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-derry-township-fog-humanoid.html
The Electro-Hopper of Lancaster County
https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2021/11/the-electro-hopper-of-lancaster-county.html
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0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the Keptin' Out Podcast. My name is Mark Storers, and I'm joined by Mr. Robert Thomas Morphe, the second. |
0:58.4 | I am glad to be here. What's going on, buddy? I think we're both the guest star this time. |
1:02.8 | We are guest stars, Mark and Rob. Here we are. And our nominal host, our figurehead, our glory. |
1:10.8 | Chris isn't here. We are still in Thunderdome protocols, but again, I have to talk to him today. |
1:17.9 | He sounds much better and he's getting some sleep, which is super important. So that's all dope. |
1:22.8 | Chris will be back. Don't worry about it. But next week, actually, speaking of crispy and back, |
1:27.7 | you are going to be getting a little bit of Chris next week. But it's going to be from a special |
1:31.8 | Patreon release, because we're taking ourselves a little vacation. Yes indeed. |
1:35.0 | Where are you going to go for your vacation, Rob? Oh, nowhere. I am going to go to a couch, |
1:39.2 | and I'm going to surround myself with books, and I am just going to read it away. |
1:43.8 | Nice. I'm going to tend to my water, because guess what? It's pool season, boys. |
1:47.5 | Oh, it is pool season. Yeah, get your speedos out. Guess what? Crypto swimming's here. Oh, shit. |
1:51.7 | Party at Mark's house. Wow. I can't wait. Very select few people that will be invited, |
1:57.2 | but I appreciate that. Yeah, definitely. It's not going to be two nuts. But yeah, |
2:02.5 | no, next week, we're going to be a technification, but we are going to be releasing a special |
2:06.7 | Patreon episode for all of you out there on the regular feed that way you can get a taste of Patreon. |
2:11.5 | You can check it out. You can see maybe what you're missing over there. Maybe sign up for a tier, |
2:14.8 | maybe the one dollar, maybe the five dollar Rob. I've got something to say. I signed up for Patreon |
2:19.8 | today. Wow. That might be a new t-shirt. That might just be a new t-shirt, which is like just |
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