243: The People Are Ill..?

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! After our Bruh theme it was clear the people are ill... or are they? Are we ill and off base or is something really amiss here? Going to need your help to decide on these ones. From an OP whose girlfriend has some bad shower habits to a OP whose husband mocks her for trying on too many pants .. buckle up because things get a little feisty this episode. Partners: Olly: https://www.olly.com Promo code: THT30 for 30% off! Statefarm: https://www.statefarm.com or use the award winning app to get help from one of their local agents. NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Christmas is coming. You're either hosting the crowds at home.
0:02.7	They'll be here any minute.
0:04.2	Or driving to guest at the in-laws. Streaming movies in the front roof or cartoons in the backseat.
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0:32.7	It's my, my gone. Is this thing on? My hair's doing something crazy today. Why, I don't know. I just don't like it. I keep, it's one of those days where I wish it back and forth and front and back in ponytail and up and down. I don't know if you've ever noticed that fidget of me, but some days they're really, it's really obvious. No, my, I've, like, I cannot stop messing with my hair and head lately.
0:55.6	Like, I was editing last week's episode, you guys, and, like, literally, I'm just like,
1:00.1	stop touching your hair.
1:02.4	I'm like, why?
1:04.0	I know.
1:04.5	I don't even watch them back because I'm like, I don't want to watch myself do my little, like,
1:09.0	any type of repetitive fidgets, yeah. Yeah. But I don't want to watch myself do my little like any type of repetitive fidgets. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. But here we are. Here we are. Here we are. We've got a really good theme today, I think. Hi. Hello. Welcome back to another episode of Two Out Takes. I'm your host Morgan.
1:26.6	Joined by Lauren. Lauren. I'm your host Morgan, joined by Lauren.
1:30.0	I did that with a guest today and they looked at me like, what is that noise?
1:35.3	Wow. Usually don't break it out for the strangers, but I can't believe you did that for a stranger.
1:41.3	I thought that was like for, I thought it was special. Yeah.
1:44.5	No, it is special each and every time.
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