It's Monday.

It's March 10th.

And the word of the day is Lickspittle, which means a fawns upon someone in power for personal gain.

Using the sentence, the U.S. government of 2025 is a Lickspiddle circle jerk, just like the founding

fathers intended.

I mean, they had sassy paddles, Heath.

What more do you want from them?

I feel like Lick Spittle was only coined because they didn't talk about sperm back then.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heathenright.

And broadcasting delay from America's Far Center.

We are the skeptocrats.

Oh!

This week's episode, Al Green is the only guy with those glasses from They Live.

The U.S. will raise its ticket prices just when nobody wants to go there anymore.

And Hillary Clinton's Pizza and Pingpong Fuck Dungeon remains a secret.

Nice. For now.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Yeah. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, only a week until St. Patty's Day, I'm already getting ready.

What's your favorite thing about the culture of my ancestors from the Emerald Isle?

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