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Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat down. I am Miss Pat I'm here

with Dionne. I'm here with the same people I've been here with the last five years, and my son be popping in at an eatery near you.

I got drugs in the back, yeah.

Okay, why do you continue to make yourself ugly?

I was looking at you today you got, you literally got alopecia in your motherfucking beard.

Where?

There gaps in your beard.

Look at that being on. Oh, I put on it, that's all.

I know what my beard uh bonded.

Your beard bought it.

He's so stupid.

I love it.

Yeah, you really have a beard bun,

I'm not giving my hair cut, a little beard bun it on.

It's like when you keep on your wigs,

they come up upside down on the inside.

Same way how my beard works. Inside out, upside down.

But that said, y'all listen to the music too.

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