243: Mormon Mayo Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Joseph Smith crawls under the bar of Alma, the phrase "Christian chicken rehab slavery" will be a perfectly reasonable thing to say, and we’ll see when Santa’s sleeping for a change.

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Headlines: Sessions issues government-wide directive that Christianity is a perfectly acceptable reason for LGBT discrimination: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/06/sessions-calls-for-broad-religious-freedom-protections-243536 also, he had the help of a Christian hate group: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/10/07/jeff-sessions-got-advice-from-christian-hate-group-before-issuing-anti-gay-memo/ Peter LaBarbera on gay couple in new Star Wars: “Where are the ex-gay characters?” http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/peter-labarbera-is-outraged-at-gay-couple-on-star-trek-wonders-where-the-ex-gay-characters-are/ Satanic temple proposes satanic cakes to troll anti-gay bakeries: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/satanic-temple-wedding-cakesus59cd3203e4b0ef069427151f?section=us_religion Santa Claus’s tomb may have been discovered in Turkey: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/04/santa-claus-tomb-may-have-been-uncovered-beneath-turkish-church-saint-nicholas

Christian rehab group using patients as slaves: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/10/06/slavery-is-alive-and-well-in-americas-christian-rehab-chicken-plants/

This Week in Misogyny: Harvey Weinstein is a piece of shit: https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/from-aggressive-overtures-to-sexual-assault-harvey-weinsteins-accusers-tell-their-stories Trump administration rescinds birth control mandate: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/10/06/trump-admin-lets-more-employers-use-religion-to-deny-workers-birth-control/ Pro-life congressman resigns over abortion mistress scandal: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/10/05/pro-life-gop-congressman-will-resign-in-wake-of-mistress-abortion-scandal/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this week's episode contains foul language, and by that I mean chicken jokes and also profanity.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by
0:11.2	stamps.com, Zipper Cruder, and by
0:15.5	hearthstone, the online collectible card game.
0:18.1	They're not paying us yet, but it's super fun.
0:21.0	You like taught me how to play last week and now I can beat them every time.
0:23.7	Seems like you would have been better, whatever, no big deal.
0:26.8	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:29.4	Hi, I'm April, long time listener from the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia.
0:34.2	And despite what some of my neighbors over in Kentucky may think,
0:37.6	we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:59.2	It's Thursday, it's October 12th.
1:04.2	And I am the way, the truth, and the far right.
1:07.2	I'm no illusions.
1:09.2	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:10.2	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:12.2	And from New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania, this Skating Atheist.
1:17.2	Oh, this week's episode, Joseph crawls under the bar of Alma.
1:21.2	The phrase, Christian Chicken Rehab Slavery will be a perfectly reasonable thing to say.
1:27.2	And we'll see what Santa's sleeping for a change.
1:30.2	First, the Diet Try.
1:33.2	If we could build the God, what we want to?
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