On the Empire Podcast this week we bend the fastest year about his new video game adaptation

Assassin's Creed and ask ourselves which is the greatest of all Christmas movies?

Is it Belatars, Santa Tango or Armano Allemies, the Christmas tree of wooden clogs?

Hello Pod, as you might have gathered I'm not Chris Hewitt, he's a way bringing good will and saucy new endo to all mankind.

I'm Phil DeSemlian with another one of my our house takeovers, which means expect this to take at least seven hours and involve four or five references to Berlin Alexander Plats, for which I'm not going to apologize.

This week I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning.

First up is a man who's such a big fan of James Cameron, he's releasing himself in special edition next year. It's James Diarr.

Hi Phil. Hi. You aren't releasing yourself in special edition, I don't even know that means.

No, but I'm going to eat a carabine, he's on a go you okay. If you did release yourself in special edition you prefer the original.

I would I would prefer to to eject the 17 minutes I would subsequently add so it'd be like a special edition and then a directors card which went back from the special edition to the album.

But that might be important James Diarr back story for the rest of us.

Good. To understand what you came from, what happened?

It could. Yeah. We are all the origin. What happened in my life to bring me to strittle low web that I'm sitting here with you today?

So the Empire podcast stroke therapy session continues with our second.

Are you not really guest? Guests isn't the word is it?

Guests. Our second guest this week is a true Empire great. It's an honor and a privilege to have him back on the podcast.

He is a man with the great and good of Hollywood on his Christmas card list and a man who didn't celebrate Steven Spielberg 70th birthday this weekend.

Steven Spielberg 70th birthday celebrated him. It's Ian Freer. Hello Phil.

Hi Ian. How you doing? Good I'm really well. How are you?

Yes, so Steven Spielberg turned 70 on the separateeenth.

Yeah. Yeah, I got him vouchers.

But for. Well just exactly. Yeah exactly.

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