#243: Lowell and Behold

The Marc and Lowell Show

iRonick Media

Comedy, Leisure

2.2 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Today, Marc's fender bender, we revisit episode 2 featuring Marc's love for Marshmallow Vodka, Lowell the Baker and Dan's extremely awkward thank you gift to Amy. Plus, it's the return of Alytainment discussing January TV!

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0:00.0	The following contains strong language, violence, and nudity. It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:05.6	Viewer discretion advised. The following presentation is brought to you by the Realm Network.
0:13.4	There's now a perfect finishing touch for your home and bathroom this holiday season. Introducing the Toilet Santa.
0:21.5	Toilet Santa fits perfectly over your existing toilet and installs in seconds.
0:26.9	Just take a seat and let Santa hear your Christmas wishes.
0:31.2	And Toilet Santa's hat features a small hook to hang an air freshener if you're nice,
0:36.0	or some mistletoe if you're naughty.
0:38.3	Why make your children wait for hours in the mall
0:42.3	when Santa's lap can be available at home any time?
0:46.3	Get out, sorry baby.
0:47.3	Hey Santa, buckle up.
0:49.3	I had tacos at a bowling alley.
0:51.3	And for an additional $99,
0:53.3	get our exclusive Mrs. Claus' biday cover.
0:58.0	Make every trip to the bathroom a journey to the North Pole.
1:02.4	So get your toilet Santa today.
1:04.4	My fantasy come true.
1:06.8	If you'll excuse me, Santa needs some privacy.
1:09.6	The new toilet Santa.
1:11.3	Order yours now.
1:12.8	Ho-ho.
1:15.6	You're crazy, man.
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