243. Dogs Can't Be Immortal

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord watchalongs & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia 🌲⌚️ Thank you Original Grain: Use code CONGRATS for 30% OFF OriginalGrain.com for the best watches, rings, sunglasses and more! In this week's episode Chris meets a witch hating pastor and a city council rapper from Plano, Texas. Also Arby's and Pusha T become the most gangster of the fast food world, and Chris picked up poo with his bare hand. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Congratulations is brought to you by Original Grain.
0:06.0	Use code congrats at originalgrain.com to get 30% off.
0:10.5	The most fashionable watch is made from reclaimed whiskey barrels, beer barrels, exotic woods, and even Taylor Guitars.
0:18.4	What? Yeah dude, I said it. Taylor Guitars.
0:22.5	You're guaranteed to find something that fits your style.
0:25.7	And if you don't, you're not fashionable, okay?
0:29.0	They make the perfect gift as well. So whoopsie daisy.
0:32.3	Original grain, plants, a tree for every watch they sell.
0:37.0	So also, you know, be a good person, purchase it up.
0:40.8	If you don't like it, they'll buy it back from you.
0:44.5	Okay, so this is a win-win-win.
0:46.6	Have you ever heard of a win-win-win?
0:48.7	The thing I like actually are these sunglasses, because you know me.
0:51.5	Mim futures to bright, but also check it out.
0:54.5	Also, dude, the rings, they was getting married.
0:59.5	The ring, dude. Poppin.
1:02.5	Yeah, so they make wedding rings, sunglasses, apple watch bands made from the same sustainably source materials.
1:08.5	Make sure you use code congrats for 30% off originalgrain.com to support this podcast.
1:16.8	Speaking of which, on with the episode.
1:20.5	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
1:27.5	So that's what's up, baby.
1:32.5	Let's keep this sunglasses on.
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