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The Hey there, everybody. It's Ellen Weatherford.

And Christian Weatherford.

And this is just the zoo of us, your favorite animal review podcast, where we rate your favorite animals out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness,

ingenuity, and aesthetics. We are not zoological experts, but we try our best to find the most

interesting and factual information. I do apologize in advance if you hear some cat sounds in the background during the

recording of this episode. Would you like to explain a little bit what kind of cat sounds we're

dealing with today? Today's cat sounds are brought to you by pull string from a sweater that

the cat found. It is now his favorite thing in the whole house. He has this weird thing with draw

strings where I think he must be pulling them out of stuff.

Maybe.

Because he'll be from like sweatpants or sweatshirts or something.

Somehow he ends up in the possession of just the draw string and it becomes his soulmate.

He cannot be separated from this string.

And he's been doing this for like two months now.

Yeah. And what he'll do is he will drag them around the house. He tries to bring them to wherever we are.

And then he just crouches over the string and makes the most dreadful yowling sound.

So if you, you may be able to hear. I don't know if the microphones will pick it up, but he will

be probably doing that the entire time that we are talking in here.

There's some cat baggage there that I'm not particularly interested in unpacking.

He's so weird.

He's obsessed with these drawstrings.

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