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The Joe Rogan Experience

#2429 - Tom Segura

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Tom Segura is a comedian, actor, and author. He co-hosts “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with comedian Bert Kreischer. His new special, “Tom Segura: Teacher,” premieres December 24 on Netflix.www.tomsegura.comwww.ymhstudios.comwww.netflix.com/title/81605925 Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up at https://dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 1/11/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/4/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Is that hat your croissot with Crescent company? Bro, those croissons are a real fucking problem. They're the shit, aren't they? I was gonna eat one bite. This is what's left. I was like, I'll have a bite.

0:21.3

They're so good, man.

0:37.4

Too buttery. How can a guy lose as much weight as you lost and then open up a fucking bakery? Because I started with them when I was so fat. It was perfect. Like, I fell in love with that place when I was close to my fattest. And I was like, this is a match made in heaven. How big were you when you were your fatest?

0:39.9

The most I ever weighed was $2.65.

0:44.7

Holy shit. my fatest and I was like this is a match made in heaven how big were you when you were your fatest the most I ever weighed was 265 holy shit yeah and what are you now 187 that's insane yeah so it's like what 80 pounds what does that feel like on your joints feels great I feel so much

0:49.1

better I feel so much better of course I'm lifting four days a week wow yeah I just I I just, I lifted this morning. Do you have a trainer? Do you go on solo? No, yeah. It meets me there every day or every day that I'm... Do you do that for accountability? You know, I just realized that... I mean, I've trained enough now where I can... I can do a good workout on my own, but I always feel like it's never as good as when he's there. It's always, you know what I mean? Like, it's always a little bit harder, and I always feel like it's a better workout when he's there. Yeah. Yeah, he pushes me, Sean. So you've been with him for a while? I've been with him for, yeah, for years. The other difference, the big difference,

1:27.6

is that I've been, I dialed in, not with croissants, but I've dialed in my nutrition a lot more. Like, I eat four times a day now, and I'm on top of my macros. You know what I mean? Things I've never done before. Why do you eat four times a day? This nutritionist just gave me this plan, and I've been just doing it.

1:42.9

Interesting.

1:43.4

Yeah.

1:43.8

So I eat 50 grams of protein at each of those four different meals.

1:49.8

Okay.

1:50.4

So I end up getting 200 grams.

1:52.2

So you do smaller meals that are lower in calories but high in protein?

1:58.7

Yeah.

1:59.3

Yep.

1:59.6

And then I also, I carb cycle.

2:03.6

So, like, I know on a, like, today was legs, I know that it's a more intense workout.

2:10.2

I'll do the full portions of these carbs, right?

2:13.4

Which sometimes is sweet potatoes or white rice.

2:15.9

But on a day, if I'm like like if it's a rest day or i'm

2:19.4

i'm doing like less intense workout i'll dial back how much of those carbs i eat hmm do you

2:25.4

do you take a pre-workout i have a pre-workout meal every time so like in the morning i get

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