0:00.0	The following program is rated TV, M-A-N-O-C.
0:04.4	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:07.4	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:09.7	Viewer discretion advised.
0:12.9	Oh, Santa's coming.
0:14.1	Ho, ho, ho, you lazy biche.
0:17.7	No, no.
0:19.4	I literally just flashed five times and it's clock.
0:25.6	Number one, a big gulp. Number two, Pringles.
0:28.6	You are going to have diabetes eating this shit.
0:30.6	You better go, go, go to the fucking gym.
0:38.1	Obesity is epidemic in the United States and a major cause of death.
0:42.2	What is fat activism?
0:43.7	I, a fat person, am sharing my own lived experience.
0:47.2	Pizza is a vegetable.
0:48.5	Your fat phobia.
0:50.0	It's your problem.
0:51.4	It is not my place as a smaller-bodied white man to comment on it.
0:56.0	Radical body positivity.
0:57.0	What come men do against such reckless hate?
1:00.0	There's only one man who can help me.
1:03.0	This is for you new people.
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