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I just can't believe

Q's a Holocaust denier.

I'm Whoa, whoa, everything's okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa. For you to fucking disparage the good customers at the stand?

I'm disparaging them.

They're dummies.

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