0:00.0	Hey, it's Jeffrey Cranner, and happy belated Valentine's Day, y'all.
0:08.0	I hope you made it through unscathed.
0:10.0	And I hope you ate your weight in those powdery little hearts that say things like
0:14.0	hug me and love you and Paddington is a false prophet. I love those hearts. I know
0:19.8	that's controversial. They are the candy corn of Valentine's Day, but listen, love them or hate them. They're delicious. I'm supposed to plug something before this episode. Oh yeah, our live show. Night Vale is on tour with The Attic, a show about a mysterious Attic that appears in everyone's
0:35.4	homes, providing each person with perfect memories, and nothing goes wrong or is weird in the slightest. This tour stars Cecil Baldwin, Symphony Sanders, Me and features live music by
0:46.1	desperation. We have two tours left starting with Europe. March 2nd will be an Antwerp,
0:51.8	then Utrecht Cologne on the 4th, Frankfurt on the 6th, and Berlin March 7th.
0:56.5	Then to the UK will do London, March 9th, Glasgow on the 10th, Bristol on the 11th,
1:01.2	Leeds on March 13th, Manchester on the 14th, and then Dublin,
1:05.4	Ireland, March 15th, Europe, come see us.
1:08.5	Welcome to Nightville.com slash live for tickets.
1:11.9	And if you're in the US or Canada,
1:13.2	will be in Toronto, St Louis, Louisville, Columbus, Pittsburgh,
1:16.7	Jersey City and Northampton in April.
1:18.9	These will be your last chances to see the attic.
1:21.5	So please get to welcome to nightville.com slash live for
1:24.8	tickets do it now see you soon and hey thanks
1:30.5	call me old-fashioned but there are too many different kinds of saxophones now.
1:37.0	Welcome to Night Vale. So, Today's the big day, Night Vale.
2:08.0	A brand new branch of the Night Vale Public Library is opening over on the East Side.
2:15.0	Yes, finally, all of our East Side residents can access books,
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