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🗓️ 1 February 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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He is, in fact, still holding a knife.
Weather: “Whiskey“ by Rumour Mill
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
Final EU/CAN/US dates of the Night Vale live show. Dates/Cities/Tix
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Music: Disparition
Logo: Rob Wilson
Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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0:00.0 | Hey all |
0:03.4 | it's Jeffrey Craner and happy New Year Night Vale and happy Lunar New Year |
0:06.8 | night veil and happy Lunar New Year to all those who still believe that that |
0:10.7 | thing's actually a moon and happy Valentine's Day to all those who love |
0:14.4 | to draw little pictures of blood-pumping chest organs. In fact, if you haven't gotten your Valentine's Day |
0:19.4 | cards yet, do that now and do that at welcome to nightville.com and click on store. We've got three different sets of extremely night veil Valentine's cards designed by Rob Wilson and Jessica Hayworth. But as of this recording, it's February 1st, you'll need to order soon and if you order now |
0:33.7 | you'll still have plenty of time to get those cards and then hand them over to |
0:36.9 | unsuspecting loved ones. Speaking of loved ones let me do a big old air kiss to |
0:41.2 | our Patreon supporters. |
0:43.0 | Love y'all so much and I really look forward to our Zoom hangouts each month. |
0:47.2 | It's so much fun. |
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0:51.4 | directors notes for each episode, regular essays and |
0:54.0 | stories from me and Joseph and quarterly bonus episodes. The newest bonus |
0:58.1 | episode just went up last week we put a sample in the regular feed. So |
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1:04.5 | Patreon is what keeps this show going. |
1:07.1 | Just go to Patreon.com slash welcome to Night Vale. |
1:10.3 | Last thing in just one month we'll be back in Europe. |
1:13.6 | Come see our newest touring live show the Attic |
1:16.6 | starring Cecil Baldwin Symphony Sanders Disparition and me. |
1:20.0 | Plus our musical guest is Al Ollander making her European debut and holy cow she's so amazing. |
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