meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
GOONS

#242 - The Most Unhinged Tier List We've Ever Made

GOONS

The Goons Podcast

Leisure, Video Games

4.96.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We ranked the most insane serial killers in history! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Are you tired of smelling like straight butthole? Do people keep a six foot buffer away from you at all times? Well, I got the product for you, motherfucker! M motherfucker! We partnered with Chinky to come up with her very own soap. Gamer Gunk! Made in the USA, no tariffs, no animal testing, no crazy chemicals, it'll rot your dick off, and it smells delicious.

0:37.8

What does it smell like? Crisp ample to cut through the gunk. Bergamot to get rid of your McNasty, and crush ginger to give you a swagger soul. It's not just here for you to clean up your rack. There are a ton of uses for each bore. Lather up and smell great after a sweaty session. Wash your mouth in after saying too many game of words. Car in the shape of a pistol and painted black with shoe polish in order to trick the security guard

0:41.2

watching over your jail cell so you can stage an elaborate escape from alligator alcatraz. From

0:45.7

your belly to your throat and from your asshole to your scrote, gamer gunk is the hottest thing

0:50.4

you can put on your body besides who at you. If you want to lather up the essence of the goons into your front, back, and deep into your crack,

0:59.0

go to usecheeky.com slash goons to get 10% off.

1:04.0

And at $7 per bar, you'll have plenty of money left over to buy a gym sock to drop the soap in and beat the fuck out of your friends with.

1:11.5

Thank you, Cheeky for saving gamers all over the world.

1:15.0

Use Cheeky because it smells better than an asshole.

1:18.3

Welcome back to the ground.

1:26.6

Yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back to the Googs podcast, another special episodes.

1:34.7

Beautiful, beautiful episode. We are joined today by yours truly, Swagger Souls, who is speaking

1:41.9

right now. Hello, nice to see you. We also have Blargg.

1:46.7

Hello.

1:47.4

Welcome back to the Goons.

1:49.4

And what the hell?

1:51.3

Is that, is that McNasty?

1:56.0

It is McNasty.

1:57.7

Hey, buddy.

1:58.1

Are you good, buddy?

1:58.8

Welcome to the show.

1:59.7

How you doing?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Goons Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Goons Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.