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242 - Chopping Mall

The Horror Virgin

The Horror Virgin

Horror Movies, Improv, Horror, Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg."

Join the gang while we venture to the mall. Apparently, Mikey has invited everyone to a furniture store orgy... But Todd and Paige just want to watch movies all night. I hope nothing goes wrong with this new shopping mall security system.

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0:00.0

This episode was brought to you by the following patrons. Sophia Gortisha,

0:04.0

Vance, Anthony Cody, Boise, Jeremy, Brother, Ali, Nathan, Mr. Ragebomb,

0:10.1

Libby West, Dreskel, Aaron, Danielle, Amy, Tia, Lauren, Dave, Jonathan,

0:15.6

Scott, Kate, Alex, Isaac, and Karoon. And all the patrons want you to know your loved,

0:20.5

your listens to when you're a valuable member of this awesome horror version community.

0:24.0

And if you want to hang out with us, please do so in the Facebook group and discord servers where

0:27.6

we hang out daily. Welcome back to the horror version election update.

0:34.4

It's bad. It's so bad. Is it? I don't know, Mike.

0:38.1

We don't know. The night's not over. It's seven o'clock, dude.

0:41.5

My whole thing is you guys, you have to feel special privilege really out of all the people in

0:50.1

the world. And we were born here at the end of the world. We need to see it.

0:57.6

Did I tell you guys between grad school and grad and undergrad? All I did for money was gamble.

1:07.0

A lot of people do that actually. It's called an addiction.

1:11.8

Yeah, Mikey, I've seen the movie about your life called rounders.

1:15.1

Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is not about my weight, Todd.

1:21.6

Thank you for tuning into horror version on page.

1:23.6

I'm Mikey. And I'm your horror version, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies,

1:27.2

but you guys make me watch them. And this week, you guys made me watch.

1:31.2

Charming wall. So was this the first time either of you had seen this movie before?

1:36.5

This was my first time, yes. Same with me. This is one of my childhood classes.

1:43.8

Mikey, how old were you when you first saw this? Oh, God, probably nine or 10.

1:49.1

So like, you saw boobs? Everything? Your mom was just like, no, no, no, no. Most of these movies,

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