#242: A Thousand Whys to Doi (Happy Halloween)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 26 October 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween! To celebrate the holiday, I talked to a bunch of people about the different ways they fear dying. Everybody has their little irrational fears about dying in some normal situation. Here are some of those fears. Short and sweet so you can have more time to trick or treat for razor blades.

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0:00.0	What's your, what's your fear of dying?
0:03.6	Getting my eyes punched through, so getting my brain punched through my eyes.
0:08.9	Like that, what's it called movie?
0:11.2	There was a, like anything piercing my eyes will be a horrible way to that.
0:30.0	Get a Halloween are you?
0:33.1	One battery left.
0:35.5	There's nowhere around here by batteries.
0:39.1	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to R.I.S. Shabir Eskaptic Tag.
0:42.6	Number 47.
0:45.7	It's not even close to right.
0:48.0	243.
0:51.8	It's Halloween you guys.
0:53.2	Halloween 2015.
0:56.0	Is there a song about that?
0:57.2	Halloween 2015?
0:59.2	It rhymes.
1:02.0	I think it's not.
1:04.4	On today's Skeptic Tag, okay, so when I did that suicide episode two weeks ago,
1:10.9	one, two, maybe three weeks ago, depending on your math,
1:14.8	I thought as soon as I was doing the intro I was like,
1:16.8	ah, fuck, I should have saved this for Halloween.
1:19.3	What a morbid topic for Halloween.
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