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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#241: The FiXXer

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2019

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets
2- No f**ks given
3- Black friend for hire
4- Guarantee your loss to AOC
5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing.
6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 241 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention.

0:23.0

Now, on the advice of Nerd Labs,001, a fan who hit me up on Gmail, I'm just going to do a quick

0:34.1

podcast because, yeah, I'm at sea. I'm on the ship. I got lousy internet. Sometimes on the ship, you get good internet. Right now, I'm, I'm going to do a quick podcast because yeah, I'm at sea. I'm on the ship. I got lousy internet.

0:38.8

Sometimes on the ship you get good internet. Right now I'm working with dial-up, but I will work

0:44.0

quick and try. He said, just do a quick podcast. Just let them know you're alive. So here I am.

0:51.7

The big news this week, obviously, has been Michael Cohen. And it is, and it isn't big news. week obviously has been Michael Cohen.

0:55.6

And it is, and it isn't big news.

0:57.8

It is big news to hear Trump's fixer, Trump's lawyer, actually confirm so many things we've heard about Donald Trump.

1:06.5

The reason I think it's maybe not big news is it didn't change anyone's mind, right?

1:10.7

The Republicans are still going to say that, you know, it's maybe not big news is it didn't change anyone's mind, right?

1:19.2

The Republicans are still going to say that, you know, it's a hatchet job and that Cohen has no credibility, et cetera, et cetera.

1:24.3

And the Democratic side is going to say, see, I told you, see, I told you. Listen, I when your lawyer opens with that you're a racist and a con man, that's, that's saying something.

1:34.3

When he has the check stubs from the check, again, this is like Jesse Smollett.

1:39.4

When will they learn? Do not commit a crime by check.

1:42.7

So the man has check stubs to show that you paid,

1:47.0

well, paid him back hush money that was paid to Stormy Daniels for the whole porn star sex

1:53.4

scandal when the man who knows your finances says that you lie to increase your finances when

2:00.5

trying to make a deal and you lie to lower your finances when trying to make a deal and you lie to lower your

2:03.4

finances when you have to pay taxes, et cetera, et cetera. And, you know, the good thing, the fun thing

2:10.3

about Cohen's testimony was the level of I don't give a shit because he was basically like,

2:16.3

hey, listen, I'm already going to jail.

2:18.6

I ain't got nothing to lose. Yeah, I lied before when I was trying to save my ass, but now I'm going to jail.

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