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🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're rolling. We're here. |
| 0:01.5 | This is exciting. |
| 0:02.5 | I'm excited. |
| 0:03.3 | Pleasure to meet you. |
| 0:04.1 | I'm so excited to have you. Thank you. I've been panicking over what stories I'm going to read for you for probably 20 hours now. Really? Oh yeah. I didn't let them rip. I was literally on a like a red eye from London for our honeymoon. And I was like, oh my God, sales coming on. what the fuck am I going to read? |
| 0:23.4 | And I hope like, oh my God, sales coming on. What the fuck am I going to read? And I hope I delivered today. Okay. I'm excited because I don't know what I'm going to get into right now. I know. It's an air of excitement right now for me. Hi guys. Congratulations, by the way. Thank you. I know. It's, uh, it's quite surreal. I'm like, I want to do it again. It was so much What does it feel? What does it feel? Do you, what is it feeling that would be married? It's good. It's quite surreal. I'm like, I want to do it again. It was so much fun. |
| 0:38.3 | What does it feel? Do you, what does it feel that be married? It's good. It's really good. Really exciting. You throw around my husband this, my husband, that yet? I used it for the first time today. And I was like, oh, God, that sounds weird. It sounds weird. It's going to, it goes away right away. It's fun though, right? |
| 0:51.8 | It is really fun. |
| 0:52.8 | All of our friends are texting us after the wedding. |
| 0:54.9 | They're like, I don't know how you guys are doing, but we're depressed. It's fun though, right? It is really fun. Like, all of our friends are texting us after the wedding. |
| 0:54.9 | They're like, I don't know how you guys are doing, but we're depressed. It's over because it was so fun. Oh, that's awesome. So they're like, we need to do an anniversary party every year. Like, you need to keep throwing these parties. And I'm like, okay. Did you have a banger wedding? It was like. I mean, we had a camel, we had a donkey, we had a magician. |
| 1:10.7 | Oh, you did have the camel. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:12.5 | Okay, good, good, good. |
| 1:13.5 | Yeah, we got it all. |
| 1:14.5 | You had a camel. We had a donkey. We had a magician. Oh, you did have the camel. Okay. Good, good. Good. Yeah. We got it all. |
| 1:14.7 | You had a camel, a donkey and a magician. Three things. |
| 1:17.6 | Terro reader. I would have never guessed you said that. You would have said. tarot reader hat bar the magician would have blew me away but somehow in the third position there |
| 1:26.4 | I wasn't that impressed with it because you started with camel. |
| 1:29.9 | And it's hard. |
| 1:30.4 | Did you have camel rides? |
| 1:31.5 | Donkey rides? |
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