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241. Frame Rate: A Mighty Wind (Feat. Caroline Anderson)

Small Beans

Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Caroline Anderson joins Michael and Abe in blowin' some mighty wind. We got nothing but hot air for this mockumentary. It's a gas. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

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0:00.0

My mother was the cold north wind. My daddy was the sun of a railroad man from west of hell,

0:28.8

where the trains don't even run. Never heard the whistle of a southbound freight,

0:36.8

or the screaming of his drive, and we'll know I never did no one dream, never did no one dream,

0:47.7

never did no one dream after all.

0:53.9

Welcome to frame race. The show where we rate auto harp performances of 100. How would you rate that?

1:05.4

I'm going to cross podcast and say I rate that real good dinosaur. It's a real good dinosaur.

1:11.8

We rate real good dinosaurs. I will rate it automatic for the people good album.

1:17.2

It was as good as that. Yeah, it's auto harp. Why is it called an auto harp, Caroline?

1:22.8

It's like a harp, but instead of strumming or having to individually press chords,

1:29.9

there's buttons that manipulate the chords automatically.

1:32.6

Oh, so it is automatic. Okay, I thought I was dumb and that it meant auto like you do it yourself,

1:37.2

like auto biography, but I'm like, of course, you do it yourself. That's all instruments.

1:40.4

They made it automatic for the people. And then when you said I have an auto harp, I can bring it.

1:45.4

I thought I was thinking of a mouth harp the whole time. I thought we were going to hear like,

1:49.6

oh, I do have one. Oh, yeah, it's a wonderful, wonderful instrument.

1:57.8

It hurts like a motherfucker if you fuck it up and it clacks against your teeth.

2:02.4

The worst. But it's what Mickey plays in the film that we're talking about.

2:06.9

The auto harp. Yeah, not the mouth harp. So the film we're talking, but well, first of all,

2:12.5

Frank Raich or Ray, I said that. You? Hey, me, Michael. You?

2:17.6

Caroline. Caroline is back with us. Caroline Anderson. Welcome back to the show.

2:22.7

Remember from the body episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yes. And that episode is gone now.

2:29.8

It's just a husk. Yeah, don't reach out to touch it. Don't touch it. It's gone. Move on with your

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