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And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723,

or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org.

But it's always the husband.

It's always the husband.

It's always a husband.

I don't keep me.

Hi, everybody.

This is Sarah.

And this is Megan.

And you are listening to It's always the husband podcast.

Welcome.

Yes, thank you for listening.

Hi, I hope if you're living in the Midwest as we are,

you may be able to tell by our horrible accents.

It is negative 300 degrees here.

It is.

And literally we can't go outside without anything that has moisture freezing.

So Sarah's crotch is literally frozen. No, mine, because mine's so dry. Oh, yours is dry? Oh, that must be mine. So it's perfectly protected. T.T. was supposed to have a bladder

surgery today. So hers, but it didn't go through. So hers is wet. I mean, hers is literally

frozen. Queen of the Pehyme yeah uh the piss

is frozen and tiffany has to stay indoors um it's fucking cold no you go outside and you die

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