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The Basement Yard

#241 - Almost Got Stabbed By A Homeless Guy

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny has multiple homeless run-ins at 7/11's and whale poop. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Danny. How you doing is that a new chain?

0:12.1

Yeah

0:14.5

More jewelry

0:16.3

What are you talking about? That's a when you get that I?

0:20.1

Got this like

0:22.5

Two weeks ago really a week ago maybe and I haven't seen it about a week ago a week ago

0:27.7

That's right. I'll be quick. I'll take a

0:30.6

Hey, I'm a super super super those are the lyrics to that song

0:34.6

You know those are the exact lyrics actually I actually look them up on genius

0:38.9

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yo, buddy. Did this morning I had oatmeal. I forgot how

0:46.1

Hard it is to eat that shit

0:49.1

oatmeal is fucking garbage

0:51.3

Well, it's good though. It's it's a dying person's meal like when you're dying

0:55.7

They give it to you for some reason they give it to old people who are like on their way out and they don't know

1:00.9

What's what they can't put on their socks, right? So I'm like I don't know if I don't put enough water in it

1:07.9

But it's definitely like eating quicksand

1:10.8

But some people like they like their oatmeal lumpy

1:15.8

Like some people are into like lumpy oatmeal lumpy like that's a thing

1:20.5

It's like I like my oatmeal lumpy, but what is what would oh

1:23.7

I guess that would mean that less water so it's like I

1:27.5

Was eating straight sand today. I was eating sand, but people you ate oatmeal like because there was nothing to eat or you're like trying to be like healthy

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