#240 - THE WORMS FINALLY GOT US!
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The Goons Podcast
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🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | That's a fire shirt, dude. |
| 0:01.6 | What does your shirt say? |
| 0:02.4 | Is that autism? |
| 0:03.2 | That's definitely autism. |
| 0:05.2 | That's definitely autism. |
| 0:05.5 | Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Gallet, man. Where the hell did you get in? That's kind of tough. I think TikTok shop. Just stole off a homeless guy. Yeah, red bubble. Yeah, I went to the local autism. That Japanese guy that wears the, uh, the like bright neon hat that just says on it. Similar vibe. Oh, but he doesn't know that it says, because he's, he's Japanese. He's got to know by this point. It's like, like, for like a fire. It's like, it's like when people get tattoos in Kanji and Kanaka. Oh, yeah. That they think says like warrior or indomitable spirit, but in actuality, it says Kung Pow Chicken. It says like Frank. That's still kind of fire. I see that TikTok of that like looks at a bunch of different pictures of people's and she's like this just |
| 0:54.2 | means nothing this is gibberish oh yeah i've seen those this means stupid foreigner yeah yeah |
| 0:59.9 | you know what's cool about this shirt i used to not be able to fit into the shirt now i do |
| 1:05.8 | w are you talking about weight or yeah wait well it's because I stretch the fuck out of it. |
| 1:13.0 | I could simply, like a month ago, I could not figure out |
| 1:15.8 | to put shirts on, but now we're good, I can wear it. |
| 1:20.0 | It was originally a medium and he used his toy shrink to make it an actual length. |
| 1:25.9 | That's great. |
| 1:26.6 | How much weight are you down? |
| 1:28.8 | 50 pounds. |
| 1:30.7 | Wow. |
| 1:32.0 | 50 pounds down and you can fit into an autism shirt. |
| 1:36.1 | It's good. |
| 1:37.2 | That's huge. |
| 1:38.1 | At least like over half the year. |
| 1:40.5 | Yeah, I got crazy shirts and they're all from Smitty. |
| 1:44.1 | He loves buying me wild shirts. |
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