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I don't remember the episode number,

but we're all your dads.

So you've got to respect us and not question what we've said.

Each figure and more authoritarian than the last.

That kind of works, actually.

I feel like we're beyond numbers at this point.

What are we?

We're just a skid mark across the ordinal system.

We're symbols and a series of blinks.

Like Alt J. I just listened to the new Alt J song on the way here. Were you? Is it the one that's called In Cold Blood? And it ends with him going, In Cold Blood. It literally starts with him going, 1-0-0-1. And this is like, that is how you take the piss out of an old J song.

They're fucking nerds.

So when me, Steve and Matt went on a whole day at Spain,

we became fucking obsessed with that video.

Are we seen the video?

It's like two stone and American dudes and they go.

Is this how Alt J makes music?

Watch.

And it's like these two fucking guys eating like rice cakes

but they're just like looping themselves

going

bum put it in your bum

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