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You're welcome. I'm Brett and I'm Alice and we are the prosecutors.

Today on the prosecutors a DC lawyer works late and decides to spend the night with some friends but when he's murdered no one saw a thing who killed Robert one. Oh, uh, yeah. Hello everybody and welcome to this episode of the prosecutors. I'm Brett and I'm joined as always by my

bra co-host Alice. I don't know how to respond because I'm not exactly sure what you said. I heard bra.

I heard bra. But you also have a very great accent. Like I'm in a braw, like a bar braw.

Without the ale. B it's what is that Scottish

this is from Laini and it means excellent or brilliant

so I'm a braw co-hose I like that.

Thank you, Laini. That's fantastic. I was like, am I in a brah, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

There you go. But I'm ready for a braw. Braw.

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