240. The Five Cups (The Sloppy Boys Need a Hit)

The Sloppy Boys

Sketch Comedy, Unknown, Kalpakis, Arts, Comedy, Food, Cocktail, Hanford, Sloppy, Sloppy Boys, Band, Funny, Dutton, Leisure, Comedy Band, Birthday Boys, Music, Booze, Beer

5 • 701 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The guys uncover a powerful ancient ritual that initiates all five tastes!

THE FIVE CUPS RECIPE:

RUM & TRIPLE SEC
RUM & CAMPARI
RUM & LEMON
RUM & PICKLE JUICE
RUM & WORCESTERSHIRE

Follow thee these steps three...

One: Line up five frozen shot glasses.

Two: Splash, splash, squeeze, drip and dash each of the respective Taste Initiators into their respective glasses.

Three: Shake at least five ounces of white rum and much ice indeed until your hands have become quite cold, my son.

Now top off each and every one of... The Five Cups

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0:00.0	No one can guarantee great weather this bank holiday, but we can guarantee great value with
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0:18.4	this bank holiday weekend. That's ASDA price.
0:22.0	Selected source and line subject to availability prices may vary due to minimum unit pricing in Wales.
0:25.9	Offers end May 28th may exclude ASDA Express in small stores.
0:28.5	See ASDA.com slash small stores. Hey folks, welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love.
0:48.5	I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford.
0:51.1	Hi.
0:51.6	Hello, Michael.
0:52.3	And Tim Kalpakis?
0:53.4	What is up?
0:54.6	Tim, and what was up with just like heaven last weekend?
1:02.1	Thank you.
1:02.9	Just before we started rolling, you gave me a heads up.
1:05.0	You were going to ask me about the music festival I went to.
1:07.4	And thank God I would have been blinds me.
1:09.9	You gave me that four second heads up
1:11.8	I was great so imagine you imagine you're me it's your your September will be 20 years in Los
1:20.4	Angeles I flew out here with my friend Mike Hanford we got on a plane ditched I ditched I couldn't
1:25.6	last like a thin wiry beard.
1:28.4	No. I remember. We flew out on September 12th, 2005. So anyway, now cut to me now.
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