24: Skepticrat 024: Extramarital Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode; we'll urge people to let the Ashley Madison story die out before they reach the Ls; New York City lawmakers deliberate over the optimal level of nipplage in Time Square; Rick Wiles and Jim Bakker will join together to form a giant, homophobic robot; and a high-ranking Hamas general almost gets nudged to death by a Jewish dolphin.

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:02.0	Monday.
0:03.0	The word of the day.
0:05.0	The The
0:08.0	It's Monday.
0:10.0	It's Monday.
0:13.0	August 24th.
0:14.0	And the word of the day is Sir Maasinatrix, which means a woman who uses that annoying
0:19.4	rhetorical device in which she asks you a question and then immediately answers it herself.
0:24.6	Used in a series of sentences to break up with me, am I less important than
0:29.7	your fantasy football team? Yes I am. Would you have answered yes if I gave you a chance there? Probably.
0:34.5	Will I be touching your penis again? No. Unless I get drunk.
0:37.6	Well, yeah, yeah. And by the way, if you're wondering, no, Heath's not being
0:40.6	sexist. The word is, the etymology of that word literally
0:43.6	breaks down to a woman talking. Anyway I'm no illusions. I'm Heath and
0:48.3	right and broadcasting delayed from America's far center we are the Skeptocrats.
0:54.7	On episode 24, we'll urge people to let the Ashley Madison story die out before the leak gets
0:59.4	to the elves.
1:00.4	New York City lawmakers deliberate over the optimal level of nipledge in Times Square.
1:05.5	Rick Wiles and Jim Bakerle joined together to form a giant homophobic robot,
1:09.5	and a high-ranking Hamas general almost gets nudged to death by a Jewish dolphin.
1:15.0	But first, the roundup.
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