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🗓️ 15 April 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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In this episode, Amir takes it back to the 16th Century trying to stump Jake with a poem so old, it has to be true.
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0:40.0 | Each is two emphatic holes. I do like you like you having a problem during the theme song that's solved |
0:47.1 | you have a problem during the theme song that's solved by the end basically it's |
0:51.8 | solved by the chorus right Basically it's solved by the chorus. Right, we're always doing |
0:54.3 | something and then I hear the segments and I put my hands up like somebody's lifting |
0:58.8 | them up. I'm a four-year-old and my parents are swinging me. You're having a hot flash. |
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1:13.0 | In the studio in the lab in the kitchen, |
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1:28.6 | I'm going to stump you I'm going to win for the first time ever poetry or no |
1:35.0 | interesting. I worked hard on these words. You did. I muddied the water to the point where it'll be a complete |
1:44.9 | crap shoot slash guessing game. If I don't win this version of the game I will |
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