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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

24: Self-Spazotage w/ Sarah Hyland PART 1

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale

News, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.32.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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THE SONG IS "SHOOP" BY SALT-N-PEPA. IYKYK. Just listen. Another great episode with the hilarious Sarah Hyland joining us to discuss all things news from Demi no longer being Them-i, to Russian robots breaking children's fingers to the reunion the world has been waiting for. Justin's got it all for ya! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh my god, it's time for another episode of Just Saiyan with Justin Martindale.

0:15.8

I am Justin Martindale and what a week it has been and who better than to discuss all

0:22.8

the hot topics and all the hot goss, then comedian, artist, animal lover, entrepreneur,

0:34.8

waffle house server, Sarah Highland. Welcome. Thank you, Justin. I mean, we are going to

0:43.0

get into today's topics. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so thanks for having me.

0:46.9

I got for sure anytime. I've always adored you so much. Same. You're so talented. You're right.

0:52.4

I know who else loves you. Who? Jen Rosenstein. I know. What just so crazy. And she does not

0:58.6

like many people. She's got an eye on her too. She sends me files of pictures. And I'm

1:04.1

like, I didn't ask for these, but thank you. She kills it. She actually took a really

1:08.6

good one that happened so fast that I went back and was like, damn, I wish she would have

1:14.5

gotten that. And I clicked the file. And it was the, and I literally, I was doing, I was

1:18.6

doing that. Of course. And I was like, oh, she got it. That's so funny. That set was

1:24.8

not the best, but it was okay. Because we do what we put in the work. Yeah, we do.

1:28.9

But oh, that's all I'm going to say. She literally laughs at nobody. Well, I'm glad

1:32.7

that we're on these paths. I'm glad that we're stopped. We've stopped self sabotaging

1:36.7

ourselves because monkey pox will kill us all. Kevin Newsom declared that a state of emergency

1:42.9

over monkey pox is happening. New York has done it. San Francisco has done it. Every

1:48.7

town pretty much has done it. Now, um, monkey pox is a rare disease similar. Oh, wait, I'm

1:55.8

sorry. I have completely watched this. I have to start by saying mungy pax. That's how,

2:00.3

that's how I will only say it. It's a rare disease similar to small pox through usually

2:04.7

milder. It is a largely spread amongst men who have sex with men as well as transgender

2:12.0

and non-binary people through health officials warn that anyone can attract the virus through

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