24: Girl Scout Cookies | The Consumers Ep. 24

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the Guys take a deep dive into the world of Girl Scout Cookies. But first, they kick things off with a wild mix of topics—nicknames, past Starbucks mishaps, and even a nod to The Golden Girls. Then, it's all about the cookies: their history, the recipes, and, of course, the heated debate over favorites (and just how much they should cost). Later, Greg puts Sean on blast—has he secretly been selling cookies door to door? Tim shares a legendary DJ gig with Tone Loc, and the crew reacts to some hilarious listener comments. And with a Cheesecake Factory rep on the way, one question remains—can Sean get fired twice?

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of The Consumers.
0:05.2	My name is Greg Warren.
0:06.8	I am with Sean O'Brien.
0:09.2	Sean, good to see you.
0:10.3	Hey, big guy.
0:11.5	Big guy.
0:13.6	I've been sitting on that for five days.
0:15.6	Yeah.
0:16.0	I'll explain.
0:17.2	That's great, buddy.
0:18.1	There was this guy.
0:19.5	We used to go to this bar in our 20s, and the bartender couldn't remember anyone's name, so he just did Big Guy, Boss. This is a common thing. I know he wasn't making history with this. And he just wouldn't remember your name, and I knew him for a couple years. Yeah. It was the boss, big guy. Maybe Chief. That was my dad with any friends that would come over to the house. Oh, yeah, my dad's been... The guys were pal and the girls were honey. Yeah. Hey, honey, they're down in the basement. That's good, though. Yeah. Oh, it's funny. Yeah. I'm with Tim Convey also, talking about his dad.
0:55.1	I had this friend Ted Ruger.
0:56.7	He was my best friend, you know, all the way through high school, really from fourth grade to high school.
1:01.9	And Ted went back to our high school maybe a couple years after graduation with my friend Aaron Hughes,
1:07.6	who's another really good friend of mine.
1:09.3	And they visited Coach Washington,
1:11.4	and they were walking up and coach Washington said, hey, it's Aaron and my man.
1:20.6	Perfect.
1:24.5	Translation.
1:27.6	Like he started speaking and realized he was in trouble.
1:31.8	That was the best he could do to pull up.
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