Hello again, all you bean-rothless burgers out there.

I don't take that as an insult.

And welcome to Week 9 of Small Beans,

Small Beans News, and Extry,

which are confusingly all kind of one thing, I guess.

This is week nine of Small Beans's existence, which makes this

your Week Nine state of the Beanian. Let's dip on into it. This week's profile in beaniness, I would

like to shout out Whitney Altine Nut or All Teen Nut, we didn't communicate via voice, but she kindly offered to and then indeed did send me a first

edition copy of Harlan Ellison's Dangerous Visions, which is a collectible at this point,

rightly knowing and surmising and learning, and other synonyms for

that Harlan Ellison is my favorite author of all time, even though I was contractually obligated

to say Kurt Vonnegut was the greatest author of all time.

It was a filthy lie and my heart broke every time I said it.

No, that's not true.

They're both great.

But I encourage you to check out Harlan Ellison's works and send loving good vibes to

Whitney all-time nut. I wanted to address why Dan and Mike are fighting which I

mentioned on last week's episode is not out yet. We're not just teasing you

unfortunately well it went very well

We recorded for a two two and a half hours but there was a technical error which I may have mentioned last week I'm not not sure. It happened last week, but that technical

error persists and I'm very dedicated, obviously, to getting that episode out, but it's really

proving difficult, which is fitting for an episode about contentiousness and strife.

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