On the Emperor Podcast this week, Peep Show star Robert Webb drops in to tell us all

about his wedding video, which is lovely. We come on like a cut-priced cheeses and get

visited by just one wise man. That's Len, obviously, and we must drop the curves to tackle

the expendables too. Hello, Pod. I'm Chris Youitt, and welcome to the Empire Podcast.

The movie podcast has been hailed by some leading critics as not mature to sit through

and passable, and praise doesn't come any higher than that. I believe it does. I've heard

about it. No, praise doesn't come any higher than that, Helen.

This week, inspired by the expendables too, I've put together a team of Empire colleagues,

the tackle of the week's moving news and reviews, and each of them comes with a special

skill set. I call them the expodables. First up is a lady who wields words like bullets

and sentences like semtex. She's our books about talking dragons expert. Helen and Harrah,

how are you? That's a rageous racism. How's that racism? How's that racism? I suspect you're

sectarian leanings, Christopher. You can't prove it in court. Anyway, next up as a man who's so cool,

he doesn't walk away from explosions and slow motion, he walks towards him. Sure, he doesn't

have any eyebrows anymore or much of a nose come to think of that, or indeed anything resembling

a face, but it's still good to know that Ollie Richards has her back. I'm very well, thanks. That's

nice and you're usually intros for me. No, I don't give you nice intros. Right, I don't

remember them, but I feel this is for sure. How are you good? I'm very well, yeah. You've been

sitting in this week for, I have, I have, I've been in the office, which is the first time I've

done that in many years. They've been lovely. Culture shock, because you're a freelancer,

living in the high life. Yes, exactly, getting up in the morning's not been fun. Security

on the way, I've been, yes. We had a salad, I'm loving that, be so good. Last but not least, you've

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