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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

239. The Greatest Story Ever Told

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 3 March 2022

โฑ๏ธ 62 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

๐ŸŽŸ Catch the uncut/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord watchalongs & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris checks in on lumberjack Rick Ross, sings Pony by Ginuwine, wonders why Chingy exists, and watches the trailer for Congo. All that plus the war in Ukraine, and a really awful poem for Putin. ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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homelessness this Christmas are no joke. As the cost of living soars, people are being

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1:54.6

Absolutely ridiculous. Come on, dude. The drip is absolutely fantastic.

2:01.6

Yeah, man, we're doing it. We got another episode here. Congratulations. Get your merch.

2:07.2

Don't push me and all the other stuff at crystalia.com. That's what we're doing. When we got

2:12.4

the other merch to go medium, sometimes stay out, make friends in the comments and all

2:16.3

that other shit. Life rips. We keep on restocking it. We're doubling it and we keep doubling

2:21.1

it until they kill me. That's what happens. We got an added show in Irvine because it's

2:28.0

selling out. Baby, so we added another one. Go to crystalia.com to go get tickets to Irvine.

2:35.7

We added one on the Thursday before that. Dude, what can we say? You want to fill the seats.

2:41.1

So we're going to keep adding them and we're going to keep doubling it until they kill

2:43.9

me. Then we also got another show coming up. Your boys starting to venture out there.

2:50.5

He's starting to venture out there and see what he does. But he's not doing it trepidatiously

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