It's Monday.

It's January 13th.

And the word of day is polarization,

which is also the Merriam-Webster word of the year for 2024.

Using the sentence, given the big increase in polarization lately, which means cold,

we can assume that global warming was just a weird liberal panic.

Right, but plus side, if someone wants to throw a fireball at James Imhoff, now he has to let you.

Well, yeah, no, his reflexes are way slower over this last year, so motherfucker ain't going to dodge.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heathenwright.

And broadcasting delayed from America's Far Center.

We are the skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, Trump proposes ruining even more countries than his own.

This simulation's comic relief needs to stop saying, at least social media couldn't get any worse.

And we learn how a mysterious new sonic weapon could affect your weekend.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Music. But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, the inauguration happens in one week.

So how you doing with the slow click, click, click of the tragic roller coaster we're on?

Same as ever, man, throwing my hands up in the air and screaming.

Right, yeah, except in this case, two million more people on the bus to the theme park chose action park over Disneyland.

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