Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden. Welcome to episode 239 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? So I am back home.

I'm off the ship. It was great doing the jazz cruises. I had a, even have a couple of friends who won

Grammys, which was really cool. It blows my mind that I know Grammy winners. So congrats to

Terrence Blanchard and Chris Dave and, you know,

all the other winners. Good for them. It is good to be home. My roof leak is fixed. Man, it's been

raining a lot in L.A. Still getting work done outside the house dealing with a lot of mud a lot of mud and the funniest thing is

there was a lot of well I thought it was just dirt around my house but now with all this rain

there's grass growing just out of nowhere that's that's interesting hmm anyway enough of that

you don't care about that that's my life let's look at what's been going on while I was at sea. State of the Union, no surprise there. Just, you know, the usual lies about how great the economy's doing due to little Trumpy's work, even though he inherited it and etc.

Now, my favorite, I was at C, okay, I was working, so I didn't get to watch the speech.

The speech was summed up by a friend of mine who texted me and said she has to move to Canada

because the Latino caravan is coming to rape her,

get her son on drugs, and kill her mom.

That pretty much summed up the speech right there.

The absolute best thing about the state of the union was Nancy Pelosi's, as Pat

and Oswald dubbed it,

fuck you clap.

It was just beautiful watching the look on Nancy's face when she sort of leaned forward and applauded.

Yeah, we've got something new in America.

The fuck you clap.

Now that makes America great again.

Nancy Pelosi is, in my opinion, hell, this whole podcast is my opinion. Do I really need to say that?

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