239. Customer Appreciation Day

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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It's customer appreciation day on Office Hours so YOU the customers showed your appreciation to us by being our special guests on zoom. Plus, a huge reveal about plagiarist Roseanne Barr's comedy special, the Name That Mouth game from Doug and a deep dive into a new Garfunkel clip! Support the podcast, watch or listen to another full hour of this episode including the Daytime Offie Awards, and get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Help Doug and Brent Weinbach bring their iconic series Pound House back to life! Support the cause at indiegogo.com/projects/pound-house-season-4#. Tim Heidecker is bringing his “No More Bullshit” stand-up character and The Very Good Band across the pond to the UK and the EU (plus Norway!) for a month of laughs, music and more this Spring. Get tickets now at timheidecker.com/live. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	forever
0:04.0	It's not pot. It's a cloak cigarette
0:19.0	Good morning
0:24.0	Good morning everybody
0:28.0	This is February 2020
0:34.0	23 coming to you live from Glendale, California, Tim Hyder from here, office hours live
0:42.0	Hold is a witches little tent
0:46.0	When I never liked that phrase, I don't get it
0:49.0	It's the first thing that came to me, colder than a mousse's ass
0:54.0	Generally in the winter
0:57.0	I don't know what it is folks and I feel like people are going to be saying to me
1:02.0	How dare you, you're living in Southern California
1:05.0	I'm up here in Muscogee
1:09.0	Saskatchewan
1:13.0	And how could you dare complain about the weather when it is
1:17.0	Minus 10 degrees or it's you're living in Brooklyn
1:20.0	You think you're so cool you're going down there for your cafe latte
1:23.0	Your oat milk fucking bullshit
1:26.0	Blue bottled diarrhea
1:29.0	And it's 10 degrees
1:32.0	Catching that east river wind
1:35.0	Right man?
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