Ooi, it's your boy, the Werner Janderoba of banging down chicken yakasoba,

Jack Slack, the Scran Master General, and we're coming at you following an enormous weekend of UFC action.

It was that Enciennes rivalry, England versus France, the 100 years war back again, time is a flat circle.

And of course, that all unfolded in the traditional arena of Abu Dhabi because they pay all the money.

So it doesn't matter if Tom Aspinall's getting over in the UK.

He ain't defending his title there.

And if you ever does, it's going to be at 4 a.m.

I'll tell you what pissed me right off.

Aside from the ending of this fucker, which pissed everyone off,

what pissed me off was having to pay extra for this card.

In the UK, there's a couple of different carriers.

You pay for their dog shit channel for the year, and you get all the UFC events.

And it used to be, oh, well, Connor McGregor's on this one, so we'll charge an extra 15 quid.

And you'd go, oh, well, it is Connor McGregor's on this one, so we'll charge an extra 15 quid.

And you'd go, oh, well, it is Connor McGregor.

And it is also my job.

But now, I'm looking at this going, 20 quid for McKenzie Dern versus Verna Janderoba,

and possible 22nd main event, you're having a laugh.

But then that was just a little window into what all of y'all in America have been experiencing for many moons.

And you get a break from it soon.

Main event was good until it was a disaster.

Comain was good if you forget the context of it and what it was supposed to be.

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