#239: Bogans (@TheNickCody)

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🗓️ 5 October 2015

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Nick Cody met me in my flat in Edinburgh to explain to me what the hell a bogan is. I knew I didn't like them, but I couldn't properly express why. So Nick broke it down to me. If you don't know, a bogan is an Australian undesirable. Very specifically undesirable. And, yeah, I said flat instead of apartment. I'm UK to the mug now.

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0:00.0	The same people that would yell at minority in the street.
0:04.1	Yeah, I'm fucking come over to Australia,
0:05.9	and fucking learn the language, you piece of shit.
0:08.1	We'll then go to Barley and go,
0:10.2	get a can's to have any fucking counten draft
0:12.6	and when the poor Indonesian waiter's like,
0:14.7	big your pardon, they're like,
0:15.6	what the fuck, this?
0:16.7	Everybody's doing cocaine and starting up fights.
0:20.6	I'm living faster than hard and dying young
0:23.5	with my god damn loaded fist fury.
0:26.8	Doing what I do and I'm spitting in your face
0:30.2	because I'm dominating you.
0:32.5	Living hard and doing time and I don't give a fuck.
0:36.0	But I'll then be down and throwing around
0:38.2	and now you're out of luck and punch.
0:43.6	Fight fuck.
0:48.0	Punch.
0:51.4	Fight fuck.
0:52.5	Thank you, boy.
0:53.3	Punch.
0:54.1	Punch.
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