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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

239: Ashy Pants

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Throw a red carpet down the drive, rope off your front gate, and tip off the paparazzi because you could have a VIP, a very important postcode.

0:08.5

In our February draws, players in the winning postcode will each win 12,000 pounds every month for 12 months and get to enjoy

0:15.8

an unforgettable experience enabled through our charity partners.

0:19.2

Sign up before midnight tonight to play with people's postcode lottery where good things come

0:24.4

knocking. PPL managed lotteries on behalf of good causes 18 plus conditions

0:28.0

apply play responsibly not available in Northern Ireland. The steakhouse stack with

0:31.7

two beef patties, crispy onions and pepper corn sauce is the kind of McDonald's you take photos of to put pride of place on the mantelpiece.

0:38.0

Sure you'll need to make room. But you remember what your wedding day looked like?

0:42.0

The steakhouse stack, it's McDonald's, and then some.

0:46.5

Available into the sixth of February, Sir, from 11 a.m. subject to availability,

0:49.4

participate in restaurants only.

0:50.6

Hey, it's white boy Chris.

0:51.7

If the pat-downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.

0:55.2

Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.

1:00.0

Visit misspat comedy.com For the link to the Patreon,

1:02.8

and while you're there, join our Facebook group.

1:04.8

Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of The Patdown

1:08.8

with Dionne Currie, not Dion Sanders, like a stick and we got white boy Chris.

1:17.0

How's it going?

1:18.0

Yes, I know he looked like a serial killer but he only kills serial.

1:23.0

I don't know how I've lived 40 years and never heard that joke before.

1:32.0

That's really funny.

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