239. Alyssa Limperis on the Executive Buffet

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Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Comedian, Actress, and permanent New England chamber of commerce representative, Alyssa Limperis, returns to the non exclusionary zone of the Executive Buffet.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's me DJ CleanClab here on the number one countdown show expertise masters where people who are an expert in their field come on and we see how much they know about the thing that they know about competing against other experts.
0:16.8	We have a shoe expert, Danny Torterman.
0:19.6	We have a shell expert. That'serman. We have a shell expert.
0:22.1	That's shells from the sea.
0:24.6	Dorvan Gump.
0:26.2	Okay, that's what this is.
0:28.3	Hi, welcome to the podcast.
0:29.6	It's me.
0:31.3	Why am I breathing?
0:33.8	Hi, it's me.
0:35.1	Hi, it's me, Jorvan.
0:36.6	Hi, it's me Jackie Jackson. Hi, it's me. Hi, it's me, Jorvan. Hi, it's me Jackie Jackson.
0:38.7	Hi, it's me, Carolyn Screech House.
0:43.8	The problem with me in names now is a lot of times I will use a real one.
0:50.3	I'll use a real one.
0:52.0	I'll use like an accidental, real one I know, and it's a person who's just like a someone's mom I knew from like fifth grade or something like that. It's like, oh, now I just said their person's name. Yeah, the naming thing is getting harder. As time goes on, coming up with fake names. Also, I think it's just practice. I need to practice more. I need to practice my
1:11.0	fake names. Should I also have a shot that's a profile shot? That would be cool. Nobody does
1:16.8	profile. I'll give you a profile. A lot of people don't know this about themselves, but they have a
1:23.4	good profile. Some people never know, like if you were living in the wild,
1:30.3	you would never know your profile.
1:32.9	You wouldn't know it.
1:36.1	You would never be aware of your profile.
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