#2386: It's A Simpleton's Life

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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The very serious business of jokes. Plus... reverb... a cold call scam... Paulie VS. Jim, and Cape Coral.

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0:00.0	Today on the Micomarrow Show.
0:03.5	Remember the chain letters that you'd forward, forward, forward, forward, forward?
0:06.4	For good luck.
0:07.2	They're forwarding emojis of crying Virgin Mary's on toast to each other all day long with
0:14.7	little prayers thinking it's okay.
0:17.5	But you best believe that my mom's phone has some sort of malware on it as we speak.
0:23.2	She's being handed by the worst Catholics.
0:25.4	Well speaking of legitimate fundraisers, if you don't hit it that far as far as
0:29.8	the ladies need, you know what you're supposed to do.
0:32.2	What?
0:33.2	I don't know.
0:34.2	Play the rest of the hole with your wiener hanging out.
0:36.3	Really?
0:37.3	It's, it's, it's, it's no.
0:38.3	Yeah, that one was invented by Arnold Palmer.
0:40.6	That would affect your swing though.
0:43.9	Yes, that's not mine.
0:45.9	Not mine.
0:46.9	Oh, I heard a message.
0:53.9	Oh my God.
0:56.6	Better than Hens team.
0:57.6	They are.
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