238: The Collapse of the Shit Market

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to see the collapse of the shit market.

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0:00.0	this is the official podcast episode 238 this has been a really wild and wacky week gentlemen
0:11.8	when you say sure yeah why not fuck it so what makes it so crazy Jackson don't throw
0:19.6	it to me this week and I'm I'm done for the last three weeks or so I've been trying to
0:26.0	bring topics I'm done you guys go for when you two we can do 10 a.m. again if it's like
0:32.3	really hard for you to stay up so late no it's not I'm fine I just I don't want to bring
0:37.1	topics at the moment someone else can do it my topic is okay now my topic is why
0:44.4	doesn't Jackson bring topics anymore no Chris do yeah well I will say it then Jackson
0:49.6	did bring me a topic in my DMs he sent me a tweet from Carson apparently he's almost
0:54.8	back soon ish oh yeah no promises or guarantees now so Jackson sent me this tweet from Carson
1:01.8	hang on where's our DMs and it literally just says give me a little bit more time but
1:07.8	the the comments on it are such a black pill man like honestly I've told you guys before
1:13.9	if I have a caliphate I will either ban social media or I will slap a 25 year old age
1:19.7	limit like minimum age limit on it free to sign up this is insane the amount of people
1:25.2	comparing this boy to um EDP like have to reply their EDP memes the fucking 40 something
1:34.0	year old who wanted to fuck a 13 year old apparently that's the same as 1917 yeah it is
1:44.0	the same exact scenario in fact in fact let's bring EDP back fuck Carson bring EDP back
1:51.4	he has his own website now yeah but like back yeah kind of right no we visited his
2:00.0	website it didn't even work that it was a virus some pretty sure it doesn't work but
2:04.8	he does have it so it just directs all underage visitors information directly to EDP
2:11.2	phone it just cashes everyone's age sex and location it's just a group message to everyone
2:18.2	it got some nudes I don't fucking know I feel bad for Carlson the tweet is viral to it
2:25.9	has like 100,000 likes holy shit and it's again most comments are treating him like
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